How does one go about asking a guy to “weed-wack his wang”? And more importantly, why don’t I ever come up with such awesome alliterative phrases?
Apparently I smell like a churro. Good thing or bad thing?
Beat eggs until stiff. Add flour, milk, baking powder, and mashed bananas. You made art for me in those days as I stood by the kitchen window. Crack eggs into frying pan. Cook over-easy. I admired your skill and willingness to make me happy those mornings I spent with you. Cut the chorizo. Scramble the eggs. Toss into the pan. I wrapped my arms around you to inhale the delicious scent as you...
Gotta learn this one
Note to self: use this comparison. “Having sex with you is like what I imagine having sex with a lava lamp feels like.”
An interjection I like: so you’re a guy chilling with a girl and you’re in the middle of sexy times, when all of a sudden she’s like “Holy fuck, your hair smells good.” Yeah. I don’t know. I feel like that’s an awkward compliment. But then again, I also feel like it is a great test. Because only the dudes that can roll with me would take it in stride....
Matt Bomer is gay? SO NOT FAIR.
Note to self: incorporate Die Eier Von Satan as a theme in next piece The Eggs/Balls of Satan Half a cup of powdered sugar One quarter teaspoon salt One knifetip Turkish hash Half a pound butter One teaspoon vanilla-sugar Half a pound flour 150 g ground nuts A little extra powdered sugar … and no eggs Place in a bowl Add butter Add the ground nuts and Knead the dough ...
Accounting Project - Philip Morris International
Chapter 1 1. Assets = $36962 Liabilities = $33247 Stockholders Equity = $3683 Accounting Equation: Assets = Liabilities + Stockholders Equity 36962 = 33247 + 3683 + 32 (redeemable noncontrolling interest) 2. Consolidated Statement of Earnings 3. Net Sales = $23800 Net Income = $3393 4. Investing Inflow - Proceeds from finance assets Outflow - Capital expenditures Financing ...